Sunday, November 25, 2012

The world is playing one big fucking practical joke on me.

This is bullshit. It can't be Nov 25. You're all crazy. THIS COMPUTER IS BROKEN. The internet is playing a practical joke on me...
That would mean I missed my Birthday, Thanksgiving, AND Black Friday.
No.
No.
Fuck whoever messed with my computer. This isn't fucking happening. This isn't fucking FUNNY.
I'm crying.

3 comments:

  1. I think we need to have another talk...

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    1. perhaps tonight at 9 (central time) on chatzy?

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    2. I might be able to make that... That would be 10 Eastern Standard time, right?

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